A Little About Farfie

Nagi Naoe

Published on February 23, 2004 By Nagi Naoe In Just Hanging Out

_______Your Life_______
[x] they call me: FARFELLO, FARF, FARFEN-STEIN, FARFIE, JEI-JEI, JEI, BERSERKER, IDIOT, AND NO
[x] my first breath of air: SEPTEMBER 11 19??, ??:??PM/AM?
[x] occupation: ASSASIN AND ANNOYANCE!
[x] best friends: DORA, AIMERS, YUYU, ANGEL, SCHU, NAGI AND ANYONE WHO CAN STAND ME!

_______Rewind_______
[x] most memorable memory:WHEN THEY BOMBED THE TRADE CENTERS JUST FOR ME! YAY

[x] worst?: WHEN GOD KILLED MY FAMILY! *SHUDDER*
[x] first word uttered: NOT SURE BUT I BET IT WAS SOMETHING SATANIC AND BACKWARDS WITH PLENTY OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!
[x] first best friend ever!?: YUYU AND MY DAGGERS! *LICK LICK*
_______Love?_______
[x] love: WONDER IF BLOOD COUNTS?
[x] first love:............LOVE WONT HURT GOD BUT SEX DOES! SO I GEUSS THAT WOULD BE NAGI'S CAT!
[x] love or lust?:LUST ALL THE WAY!
[x] best love song:KISS ME, KISS ME, KILL ME!
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time: I'D NEED TWO WANGS FOR SOME THING LIKE THAT!...WELL MAYBE... @_^
[x] when love hurts, you: MAKE IT HURT MORE!
[x] true or false: GOD DIES........
[x] is there such thing as love at first sight?:NO CUZ YOU NEED A COUPLE SECONDS TO GET OVER TO IT TO MAKE LOVE TO IT! UNLESS YOU WERE BLIND FOLDED! HEY .....CAN BLIND PEOPLE HAVE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

_______Opposite Sex_______
[x] turn ons: BLOOD PAIN, CATS,WEISS CATS...AND KEN-KUN'S CLAWS *SHIVER DROOL*
[x] do your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: UH....WHAT ARE PARENTS AGAIN?
[x] what kinda hair style?: I LIKE HAIR YOU CAN PULL IN BED ^_~
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLER and ask for numbers?: .....HOLLER?....AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! YEP!

_______Picky Picky_______
[x] dog or cat: NEVER DONE A DOG SO CATS ARE GOOD! >^.^<
[x] short or long hair:CUT IT WITH MY OWN DAGGERS!
[x] sunshine or rain: RAIN HURTS GOD!
[x] moon or sun: SUN KUZ DA SUN CUSES SKIN CANCER AND IT HURTS GOD!
[x] hugs or kisses: SEX
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances:........WHO ARE YOU? WHERE AM I? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME SO MANY QUESTIONS?
[x] summer or winter: WINTER CUZ DA SNOW MAKES BLOOD PRETTIER!
[x] written letters or e-mails: LETTERS...SO I CAN CHASE DA MAIL MAN AGAIN!
[x] playstation or nintendo: PONG!
[x] car or motorcycle: KEN-KUNS MOTORCYCLE!

(HE HIT ME WITH IT ONCE)
[x] house party or club: ANYTHING I CAN TRASH!
[x] sing or dance: BOTH BUT I DONT DO IT SO GOOD!
[x] freak or slow dance: HOW ABOUT A SLOW DANCE WITH A FREAK?

_______Lately_______
[x] how are you today? HYPER AND INSANE
[x] what pants are you wearing right now? PANTS??
[x] what shirt are you wearing right now? SHIRT??
[x] what song are u listening to right now? THE POKE-RAP
[x] how is the weather right now? PURPLE
[x] last person you talked to on the phone? UM...DUNNO I DIALED A RANDOM NUMBER!
[x] last dream you can remember? I KILLED GOD....
[x] who are you talking to right now? THE VOICES IN MY HEAD....

_______More About YOU!_______
[x] what are the last four digits of your phone number? UM.....NO CLUE!
[x] if u were a crayon, what color would you be? RED LIKE BLOOD...GOOPY GLOPPY BLOOD!
[x] have you ever almost died? I AM IMMORTAL! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
[x]what CD are you going to buy? THE ROUND ONE!
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? UM....DONT EAT SHIT OFF OF THE CARPET (THIS ADVICE IS FOLLOWED BY A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WACK)
[x] how many kids do you want to have? MY LOVE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
[x] shampoo? RANMA?
[x] what are you most scared of? BUNNIES...AND MEDICATION!
[x] how many TV's do you have in your house? 12
[x] do you have your own TV? NOPE NOT ALOUD ONE CUZ I WATCH TO MUCH PORN
[x] what do you dream about? GOD DYING
[x] who do you tell your dreams to? THE VOICES
[x] who's the quietest friend you have? NAGI
[x] is cheerleading a sport? NEIN!!

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